Daughter Protection Plan T-Shirt

She’s his princess. You’ve been warned.
Introducing the “Daughter Protection Plan” T-Shirt — a hilarious, bold, and slightly intimidating way for dads to show just how prepared they are when it comes to protecting their little girl. 😎
Featuring the statement that says it all:
"I have a daughter... I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi."
Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just a casual day out where Dad wants to remind everyone he’s not to be messed with — this tee is equal parts funny and fierce.
Available in classic dad colors and made with soft, breathable fabric, it’s perfect for BBQs, family events, or intimidating potential suitors from 100 feet away.

💣 Why Dads Love It:
Makes a bold, funny statement
Super comfy, durable material
Great conversation starter
The ultimate “don’t mess with my kid” dad shirt

Suit up your favorite protector — grab the “Daughter Protection Plan” tee today and give Dad the gear that says it all (without saying a word).

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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