Protective Dad Mode Beach Towel – 'I Have a Daughter' Edition

Warning: Overprotective Dad on Duty.
This isn't just a beach towel. It's a statement.
Introducing the “I Have a Daughter. I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi.” towel — the perfect blend of dad humor and intimidating charm. Whether you're poolside, seaside, or just lounging in the backyard, this towel lets everyone know that messing with his daughter isn't the brightest idea.
Made with soft, absorbent fabric and available in black, army green, and bold blue, this towel is as tough as the man who uses it — but still cozy enough for sunbathing. Great as a gift for the dad who protects, provides, and has questions for any young suitors.

🧵 PRODUCT FEATURES:
• Oversized beach towel made from soft, quick-dry fabric
• Available in three colors: Black, Army Green, and Blue
• Bold print that holds up wash after wash
• Lightweight yet absorbent – perfect for the beach, pool, or gym
• Hilarious and unforgettable gift for dads with daughters
⚠ DISCLAIMER:
All jokes aside, this towel is for laughs — not legal advice 😉

Send a message loud and clear — and stay dry doing it. Add this bold towel to your cart now and give Dad the ultimate summer statement piece!

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  • Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
  • Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
  • Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
  • Printed on one side only
  • The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
  
  
  This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!